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If you’re not up on your music videos, then this feature is your introduction to Melyssa Ford, a.k.a. “Jessica Rabbit.” The combustible Canadian has been displaying her delectable 34-22-36 frame in so many hot videos (Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin’”, Usher’s “Yeah!”) that if they had a Hall of Fame for video honeys, her bust, no pun intended, would be one of the first inductees. While she works her body on camera, she’s all business off it. The Toronto-bred beauty has branded herself on calendars and DVDs, and is working on her acting game as well. Hell, even our own E.I.C. was quoted in The New York Times talking about this Scorpio stunner: “Melyssa’s got what we call the killer curve…like ‘pow!’” Say it with us now.
On her intentional methods of “cockteasing”:
“Girls are real quick to give you the booty shot. It’s the last thing I will give you, unless it serves a purpose for me. That’s what I mean by [being a] cocktease. I give a little bit and I take away. As long as you’re gonna want, I’m gonna give.”
Explaining the downfalls of dishing out on-point sexual advice:
“The only downside is people think all of my research is practical. So, they think I’ve hung from the fucking rafters, that I’ve got a dungeon with cat-o’-nine-tails, whips, and chains and handcuffs. They think I’ve done it all, like I got a mattress strapped to my back ‘cause I’m always working on that research.”
Defending her fellow stereotyped video honeys:
“I have seen a couple that definitely fit the stereotype of being a video ho. But the majority of video girls that I’ve been around are very smart, self-respecting individuals who often times are college-educated. And that is the truth. The whole ‘video ho’ thing such bullshit.“
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