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Congrats, you’ve finally found a down-ass chick who actually believes getting to the last board of Halo 2 shows ambition. One problem. She gets jack-hammered and spanked on camera for a living. Undeterred, you’ve decided to take your porn star home to mama. To keep your ol’ earth from catching a heart attack at the dinner table, thicker-than-a-McDonald’s-milkshake porn queen Angel Eyes offers guidelines for making the evening easier to um, swallow.
Use Her Government Name: “If he was to slip up and call me ‘Angel Eyes,’ I would hope that his mom wouldn’t catch it,” says Angel. “I would just say that it’s a nickname he calls me because he loves my eyes.” Lucky for you, her name isn’t Backshot Betty.
Wordplay Ain’t Funny. Word To Your Moms!: Try to keep from snickering if she claims that she can’t wait to taste your mom’s famous hot muffin. “You should also avoid, ‘Yeah, pass me the hot link, baby’,” Angel laughs. “Just keep it moving.” |
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Dating two women at the same time can be dangerous. It can end in violence (Al Green), shame (Joey Buttafuco) or even poverty (ask any dude paying alimony for “irreconcilable difference”). Thus, fellas who fantasize about dating twins simultaneously must have a death wish, right? D-Roc and Kane, better known as the Ying Yang Twins, disagree. (read the Ying Yang Twins’ tips in the new issue of KING)
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Bring A Porn Star Home To Mama
