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“Clap Back”
Bruce Banner can blame his extreme makeover on Gamma-rays. What, prey tell, is Buffie The Body’s excuse? Well, her hulking buttocks’ origin is as follows [insert Trina’s “Pull Over” instrumental here]: Something strange happened seven years ago. An unassuming Buffie Carruth, long before her days as a thunder-clapping stripper and heart-stopping web model (Buffiethebody.com), started to notice a peculiar and rapid change in her physique. Formerly a size 3 in jeans, the Athens, Georgia native’s body was transforming. Her final measurements were a mutant-like 34-27-45. When the big-bodied babe debuted in Tony Yayo’s “So Seductive” video, she left dudes waddling like penguins—take a second, think about it. Sure, reigning Queen of KING Ki Toy Johnson is still the G.O.A.T. around these parts, but Ms. Carruth is definitely gunning for that number one spot.
Answering the question plaguing the minds of people everywhere:
“Yes, it’s real! When a lot of people see my pictures, they automatically think Photoshop blew my ass up. People have actually seen it in person and they still don’t believe it. I can see why people might think it’s fake ‘cause, shit, it’s a one of a kind ass [laughs].”
Candidly admitting her celebrity source:
“If my ass were flat, I’d be in trouble [laughs]. I always wished my butt was bigger. But I feel if I had to choose, I’ll keep the ass ‘cause I’ve never known somebody who got as far as I have, in such a short time, with just big titties.”
Commenting on the issue of male size:
“You’re asking me if guys have to have a big dick? To me, it’s how you work it. Size ain’t no big issue with me—it all depends how you use what you got. Just take your time and concentrate on what you’re doing, I’m sure everything will come out right.”
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