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KING’s web-girl-contest winner by a landslide, Lizz Robbins has mastered a technique that once made a man orgasm without physical contact. Talk about coming attractions . . .
story Sean A. Malcolm photography Ron Aira
It might have looked like another flawed voting system, but this was no Jeb Bush-style flub. Agreed, Lizz Robbins’ KING’s web-girl-contest win was the stuff Indianapolis Colts blowouts are made of, but there are no buts about it: the Maryland native’s victory was on the up and up (Lizzmodel.com). Lizz gave a former Playboy bunny and a light-skinned cutie whose derrière rivals Buffie the Body’s a bigger whupping than the one Antonio Tarver gave Roy Jones—twice. n Nevertheless, the 31-year-old black and Cherokee brickhouse has done more training for her KING photo shoot than Family Guy’s Peter Griffin has for Thanksgiving. Sure, Rocky had the whole city of Philadelphia behind him when he ran up the Museum Of Arts’ long-ass stairs, but Lizz’s new bellydancing workout, as well as her seductive 36-24-38 frame, make us all wanna light a cigarette. Here’s to your health.
Pun intended? Either way, I’m sure you’ll bring all the boys to the yard after they read this—from Joe Schmoes to superstar athletes.
There was this one instance where I was at an NBA preseason Wizards game, and they were playing the Cavs. I went up to get a drink and next thing I know my girlfriend hits me and tells me a player on the Cavs bench is trying to get my attention. After I got his number and talked to him, he said he was intrigued when he saw my butt walking up the stairs—from all the way across the court!
He must have been a point guard. They have keen court vision.
I guess when I’m in front of you, you don’t expect to see all that in the back. I had this one girl, who didn’t speak English, ask me to go home with her. I had to tell her, “Me gusta carne.” I always have this thing where I say, “I’m not a vegetarian, I like beef [laughs].”
What about God’s gift to men?
I hope I’m God’s gift to one man, whoever that man may be. I’m single like a scoop of ice cream and I’m looking for a partner, so we can double dip together [laughs].
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