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story Sean A. Malcolm photography Hassan Kinley
KING & Funkmaster Flex’s Celebrity Custom Car and Bike Show and Model Search Winner Candice Johnson
We always thought slingshots were reserved for rambunctious whippersnappers, underachievers like Bart Simpson and some dude named David. But when Detroit brickhouse Candice Johnson sashayed onstage during KING and Funkmaster Flex’s Celebrity Custom Car and Bike Show Model Search wearing a contraption that barely held her 36-24-42 curves in place, she gave slingshots a whole new meaning. And to think Ms. Johnson—who broke onto the scene doing makeup for Alicia Keys and Melyssa Ford—considers modeling her side hustle. Right, and we think Kevin Federline is a lyrical messiah.
You do know we like to set people up on dates, right? Have you been a good girl?
Stop messing with me—I’m very heterosexual. I just admire beautiful women. But I see what you’re trying to do . . . I’ll tell you anything you want to know.
Have you ever had sex with another woman?
No. But one woman tongued me down while I was doing her makeup. She’s a very popular model.
Has she been in KING?
Yeah. I’m not naming any names, though.
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