Heard ’Em Say

The penis gallery needs answers! Are hoopz and flav an item? Has she turned hollywood and ignored his calls? Was she on the show strictly for fame? Putting in overtime, Nikki Alexander returns to let y’all know what time it is.

story Sean A. Malcolm photography Piper Carter

Let’s set the record straight: Are you and Flav a couple?
We are not together as a couple. We’re friends.

Then why is your friend saying on radio shows you’re too big to answer his calls?
To clear the shit up, he hasn’t been calling me. And when I call him, he doesn’t answer the phone. We can pull up phone bills to see how many times I’ve tried to call.

We don’t seize people’s phone records. Word to the screwed-up Patriot Act. So how come things didn’t materialize like it appeared on TV?
If the shit don’t work out, it just don’t fuckin’ work out. We had three weeks on the show. You can find true love in three weeks?