Songs Not to Play On a Valentine’s Day Hookup

by Donovan Jones

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“Downtown,” SWV What happened to the good ol’ days of, “68 and I owe you 1?”
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“Let’s Get Married,” Jagged Edge It’ll make you seem clingy. It also screams, “I haven’t had sex since the Clinton administration.”
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“Shimmy Shimmy Ya,” ODB As if your blistering cold sores weren’t enough of a warning . . . .