I like King magazine, I think I got almost every issue that came out in the last 5 years, except for a few bullshit issues that I couldn't get past the cover. This recent issue kinda pissed me off because I saw Mya on the cover with a big sash that read "BIRTHDAY SUIT BASH" and immediately threw it on the counter at 7-11 paid for my Dutch Masters and was out.
I got home opened it up to page 90 and there's Mya lying by the pool in a swimsuit "Seductive" I thought the perfect lead up to the birthday suit shots...next page "FUR COAT AND METAL BIKINI??" No Birthday suit?, Not even a scantidly clad shot...flip, flip, OH DAMN! theres a big ass magazine crease in the sexiest shoot...last shoot...long boots with a one piece camoflague swimsuit? WHAT THE FUCK?
Next oh shit Reagan in pink lingerie with a yellow sweater..."Sexy" I thought the perfect lead up to the birthday suit shots...next page..she's got on more clothes than before..wait she got on a dress....WHAT THE FUCK? She's married anyway...
Ok Ok now there's Trina...She's got on a tiara and sheepskin boots with purple lingerie, with a big ass coat!
WHERE ARE THE BIRTHDAY SUITS?
Okay now she used to be a video chick now she's a video chick hater let's see what sexpert Melyssa Ford got....Nice first shot, (I hate those offset page seams tho)...next page...Okay sexy tub shot with less clothes than the opening shot, sexy back shot in the tub, less is more...(now they are getting it I thought to myself)
Last but not least Buffie the Body is in the place focus on that ass and ignore that face. In fact her ass looks ashy on her last shot.