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    31 Comments     Monday, March 16th, 2009

    How To Fill Out A Winning Bracket

    I have four tried and true, nearly infallible rules that will help you win your NCAA pool.

    I have four tried and true, nearly infallible rules that will help you win your NCAA pool or bracket contest.

    These were posted in a similar column on KING that you can find here

    This is a 2009 reboot.

    1) Your team must have a head coach who understands the difference between a fast break and a lunch break. Since 1980, Steve Fisher, who led Michigan to the 1989 title with the interim tag, is the only coach not already in the hall of fame—or probably headed there—to win a championship. You could argue the resumes of Tubby Smith, Nolan Richardson and Gary Williams, but I think they’ll eventually be in. The rest of the winners read like a who’s who of college coaches, including names like Crum, Thompson, Dean, Pitino, Calhoun, Tubby, Roy, Coach K, Roy and Donovan. Poor Wake Forest…

    2) You must have an animal in the paint that can devour opposing frontlines without regard for his wellbeing or safety. I’ll concede Arizona’s perimeter-oriented team from 1997, UConn’s Richard Hamilton-led upset of Duke in 1999 and the Carmelo Anthony-driven Syracuse triumph in 2003 as rule deviants. You won’t find a team since 1990—outside of those mentioned—that hasn’t had an all-conference caliber post player patrolling the paint. Sorry West Virginia, Boston College, Marquette, Villanova, Marland, Xavier, UCLA, Illinois and Syracuse, all clubs who lack such a big man this season.

    3) You must have an experienced point guard–freshman point guards don’t win national championships. Mike Bibby and Gerry McNamara are the only freshman point guards—ever—to lead their teams to a title. The curse struck Memphis hard last season. Despite Derrick Rose’s great play, the freshman missed a couple of free throws and eventually succumbed to this stone-cold rule.

    Thanks for playing Washington and Memphis. Kind of sucks for the Tigers—two years in a row that a freshman point guard will keep them from winning the title.

    4) An unwritten and very unscientific rule is that you must have three potential NBA players on your roster to compete. Not just guys who might get drafted, but players who will stick in the league. At first glance that might sound a bit farfetched, but again the rule proves to be true. Since 1990, only four teams that went on to win the championship, ’93 UNC, ’95 UCLA, ’99 UConn and ’03 Syracuse, have lacked at least three players to stick in the NBA. They’ve all had two. So, so long to Utah, Cleveland State, Dayton, North Dakota St., Michigan State, BYU, Texas A&M, Mississippi State, Missouri, Utah St, Cornell, California, Oklahoma State, Tennessee, Wisconsin, Butler, Arizona State, Temple and Clemson.

    So there you have it. One of the following five teams—Louisville, UConn, Pittsburgh, UNC or Gonzaga—will raise the nets in Detroit in April. I know that’s not exactly going out on a limb, but that is what the rules give us.

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    31 Responses to “How To Fill Out A Winning Bracket”

    03.16.09 at 2:32 pm

    Harry Jarvis says:
    You forget Duke – they have 3 out of the 4 “rules” (don’t have the monster big man), but play like the exceptions to that rule, very perimeter oriented, with ball-handlers, 3-point shooters, and a power forward (Kyle Singler)that can drive, post, block, pass and shoot.

    03.16.09 at 2:43 pm

    David says:
    Thats great for Duke until they start missing those perimeter shots. They have got nothing inside… nothing….

    03.16.09 at 3:18 pm

    BccList.com says:
    Kalin Lucas
    Raymar Morgan
    Delvon Roe MSU just made team #6.

    03.16.09 at 3:34 pm

    Joe says:
    I just filled out 2 of my brackets with an auto-gen, chances are will do a better job then I could.. (or maybe I’m just lazy?) http://scottkuma.net/NCAA/

    03.16.09 at 3:46 pm

    UNC says:
    Duke has lived and died by the 3 for years. Another 2nd/3rd round loss is in your future.

    03.16.09 at 4:02 pm

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    03.16.09 at 4:32 pm

    Erik says:
    Awesome!

    03.16.09 at 4:55 pm

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    03.16.09 at 5:40 pm

    rell says:
    I thought about MSU and almost had them on the list. Not convinced on Delvon though. Saw him play about 10 times in High School before the injury — would’ve agreed with you then. Now, I’m not so sure.

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    03.17.09 at 12:39 pm

    Grant says:
    What happened to Purdue? No where in the article or argument.

    03.17.09 at 3:31 pm

    rell says:
    Forgot them because they don’t pose a significant threat. They lose on Rule No.1 and Rule No. 4.

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