We don’t know about you, but here at the Boob Tube we believe in love. That’s why we’re out on the prowl to find someone for VH1 reality celeb Milf. She likes ’em tall, dark and handsome (dark being the keyword!), so if you fit the mold please read on.

Nickname: Milf. It’s flattering at times, but I would have gone with something else. It reminds me that I am a mother and I still have the right to be attractive.

Describe yourself in four words: Loyal, loving, humanitarian, free spirit (ed note: Yes, that’s five words.)

Occupation: I was a fitness model and Playboy bunny

Personal Ad: I’m not as much of a victim, I’m more of a survivor. I look for sense of humor and strength of character in a man. Someone who will be with me for the long run and someone who will inspire me. Physical stuff isn’t the most important. Must be passionate, and physically capable to please me.

Website: ahmohightlive.com

As for the rest of Reality TV

Ray J sent Feisty packing: vh1.com

The Entertainer will have to entertain us from his parent’s basement cause he’s gone: vh1.com

And interestingly enough I’ve taken a liking to the new shows Tough Love on VH1 and Candy Girls on E! Have you up to date with those soon!—Shamika B. Sanders