129 Comments Friday, October 24th, 2008
KING’s 2006 Web Girl of the Year, Khrysti Hill posts nothing but straight Ds in Physical Education. Here’s to learning curves
She had us at â€œDouble Ds.â€ But really, who can deny a model whose bold premonition is just as sexy as her unearthly shape? Certainly not our mammary-fixated, Myspace-obsessed readers who crowned the busty Columbus, Ohio-bred beauty (Khrystihill.com) Web Girl of the Yearâ€”in yet another landslide victory that the laughable New York Knicks have wet dreams about. Not bad, considering the former cheerleading captain would prefer one-on-one hardwood competition to sexing up web-cams, giving her siteâ€™s members hard . . . well, you get the idea.
We hope you relish your role as the sporty girl in our KING yearbook, because you were a split second away from being dubbed Cutest Couple.
How can I be the Cutest Couple by myself?
Weâ€™re not going to dignify that with a response.
[Laughs] Oh, thatâ€™s cute; I take that as a compliment. Iâ€™ve had them since I was 11. Honestly, I have no recollection of an A or B cup, or even wearing a training bra.
Thereâ€™s something you donâ€™t hear often. What kind of teen were you?
I was not by any means a girly-girl. I had that TLC â€œHat 2 Da Backâ€ look going on, I hung with the boys and was into sports. Thatâ€™s where I started developing my legs and my arms playing basketball, softball and cheerleading.
Yeah, getting smacked in the face by the dynamic duo while doing wind sprints canâ€™t be fun.
Pretty much. Theyâ€™re big as hell [laughs].
Letâ€™s not neglect your backside, though. That packs more of a punch than a right cross from Travis Barkerâ€™s ex-wife.
Iâ€™ve been carrying that around since 11th grade, and it has gotten bigger over the years.
How big is it now?
Well actually I measured it a month ago, so my hips are at 44 now, which makes me 34DD-26-44. I do a lot of squats and lunges because when youâ€™re thick, you gotta keep everything right and tight.
Appreciated, but no needâ€”notice the lack of eye contact here. Besides, we can see plenty of that pretty round mound on your web site.
First off, Iâ€™m glad KING readers appreciate a more healthy, thicker body than the smaller girls, considering that Iâ€™m the Web Girl of the Year. And itâ€™s much appreciated because my site has gotten a lot of positive feedback and hits, which turned into more money for me which is cool [laughs].
>Weâ€™ll talk about my fee later.
But the motivation behind the web site is simple. When I go out to a club or a beach, people are always looking. Why not get paid for them to look? With the site, Iâ€™m just capitalizing on what people are naturally gonna do anyway.
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