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    6 Comments     Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

    A Valentine

    Ladies, I’ll make your labia tingle with desire!

    Yes, I know this is the same exact Valentine’s card I’ve been giving out for the past two years. Before you all start to complain, remember that the best things in life have timeless appeal. Like this Valentine. Motown. Picasso’s paintings. The Three Stooges. Hot lesbian action. You know, the classics.

    So enjoy your punk ass holiday created to make the folks at Hallmark wealthy, and here’s to everyone getting some much-needed Tang on Valentines Day!

     

     

    Everybody loves Tang! Especially lesbians! 

    What?! Who doesn’t love some nice, juicy, refreshing, oh-so-good Tang?! It makes you feel great!

    Leon

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    6 Responses to “A Valentine”

    02.14.07 at 3:44 pm

    Candace says:
    You are a nut!

    02.14.07 at 7:17 pm

    Alda says:
    Leon, You are a fool. In a good way :)

    02.15.07 at 9:10 pm

    Lola says:
    Yes, every growing boy needs his Tang! Hell, grown men too, lol.
    L

    02.16.07 at 8:50 am

    Erica says:
    You are crazy but I guess that’s what keeps us coming back!

    02.20.07 at 2:38 pm

    Lisa says:
    Now that shit is funny!

    02.28.07 at 7:52 pm

    mb says:
    tang is goooooooooooooooood!

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