75 Comments Monday, April 24th, 2006
Flavor of Loveâ€™s Nikki Alexanderâ€™s game down-low is no joke. Easy, scrub, weâ€™re talkinâ€™ basketball
Take one shot at Nikki â€œHoopzâ€ Alexander, and youâ€™ll swear those Weird Science perverts came out of bargain-bin retirement. Even Flavor Flav couldnâ€™t fight the power. An eligible bachelorette on VH1â€™a boob-tube catfight Flavor of Love, Hoopz dunked most of her on-screen competition, becoming a finalist in Flavâ€™s quest for wifey. A tight package of perfection, the 23-year-old Detroit dime is a wet dream come true for any manâ€™s man: Sheâ€™s fond of sports (particularly roundballâ€”she even played half a season in Italy) deft at cooking, and blessed with a 36-24-36 frame. â€œI think like a dude,â€ says the Italian-black beauty, â€œbut Iâ€™m sexy as a mutha.â€ Do believe the hype.
KING: Letâ€™s be realâ€”Flavor Flav is no heartthrob. Either love truly is blind, or you gave the best sightless performance since Jamie became Ray.
Nikki Alexander: [laughs] I really liked him! I knew from the time I met him that weâ€™d be real close. His personality and genuine attitude were attractive from jump. Heâ€™s a down-to-earth person, gets along with everyone and is sincere to the mug!
Defense does win games. Say youâ€™re recruiting men at the local court. Can a manâ€™s game abilities determine if he makes the, er, cut?
Hell yeah! If you can move on the court, Iâ€™m gonna wonder, â€œDamn, what else can you do with that body?â€ You can tell a lot about a person sexually through sports. Athletes that play all stiff may be good at their sport, but I bet theyâ€™re boring as hell in the bedroom. If youâ€™re covering me with some intensity, the game may be cut short.
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