15 Comments Thursday, December 15th, 2005
Oh, Canada!
Canadian bombshell Nadia Dawn is evidence that our northern neighbors’ dime stash is deep.
Tired of getting the cold shoulder from Americans, Canada offers Nadia Dawn as a peace offering. We’ll reconsider deporting Celine Dion in exchange
Time to bury the hatchet and kill the South Park cracks. Truth is, Canada’s not so bad, with its maple syrup, peace-loving politics and French-speaking natives. Despite Keanu Reeves, there are some clear positives to America’s stepchild. n Even though the U.S. population is nine times Canada’s, our culturally elitist neighbor boasts a higher literacy rate, free healthcare, less crime and gorgeous women. “Don’t be mad that Canadians girls are a better package,” purrs voluptuous 25-year-old Nadia Dawn, a Guyanese goddess who has spring-boarded a music-video career into acting roles in Soul Food, hosting duties on HBO’s popular pay-per-view show Super Model Shoot and the upcoming independent film, The Easy. “Plus, we can get you the best Cuban cigars, because we still trade with Cuba.” n Well, if the little country that could wants to give KING presents, far be it from us to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Who has better game?
American or Canadian men? Easily, American guys. They are really smooth. Canadian guys will say something like, “Honey you dropped something.” And I turn around and he goes, “Sweetness” [laughs]. Canadian guys are nerds.
What kind of fun are we talking about?
I’m a no-strings-attached woman. Guys that deal with me know what they are getting themselves into. One guy I met kept on sending me bottles of hot sauce for two years because he thought I was so hot. He’d send me these T-shirts that said “Hot As Hell.”
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15 Responses to “Oh, Canada!”
06.13.06 at 11:24 pm
tragic says:
yo u cats is crazy for not sendin Nadia a comment. She is the future and shes from canada. but baby dont sweat it u will always be beautiful to me.
06.14.06 at 1:59 am
rashaad says:
damn can i taste ur icecream????
06.21.06 at 11:22 am
HarDrive says:
She’s hot…I’d deff give it 2 her…umMMmm can I give it 2 her. But alas she will b another teaser…them guyanese boi…
07.23.06 at 12:08 am
P.J.B. says:
The great white north, just got greater. Girl your a true dyme.
07.24.06 at 10:41 am
lamont2006 says:
shorty is fire i’ll like to see her in music video’s. she’s 2nd best thing to come out of canada melyssa ford is 1st.
08.24.06 at 1:44 am
guyanesedimepiece says:
Oh my god finally. Yo big up and much love to u nadia. This coming from a fellow guyanese dime piece. I was so happy to finally see someone from my country get the shine that we deserve. King let me say something, stop sleeping on us guyanese girls, we are sexy as they come. Shorty make all those other girls that u feature in ur mag look like 2nd rate. To nadia, keep doing ur thing and repping us G.T., females. Ur new number 1 fan. Good luck to u.
09.1.06 at 5:23 pm
solitaire says:
You guys are foolish. Can’t y’all write a story about Canada WITHOUT putting stereotypes in?
P.S. The majority of the country can’t speak French…GET IT RIGHT.
09.4.06 at 1:22 pm
que says:
nice and sweet
10.7.06 at 10:14 am
Young Fatalist says:
What’s good,, this is a hotgirl…real proud to have this sexy girl Nadia reppin’ Toronto…
11.24.06 at 11:45 pm
smoke says says:
give me one night and she will wana merry a homie
12.4.06 at 1:16 pm
Travis Singh says:
Its about damn time a Guyanese woman gets recognized. All you hear about is Puerto Rican and Brazilians.
09.5.07 at 9:46 am
T.S. MICHAEL PARR says:
u hot and sexy
06.16.08 at 10:44 pm
Captain Ron says:
This girls a fake. I met her in Hermosa Beach, CA(of all places)not too long ago promoting some no name beer in an empty dive bar. If she’s “all that” then how come she not doing a photo shoot or filming a movie? We exchanged numbers and, many months later, she still attempts to contact me. Nadia Dawn, the next A lister!!
09.3.08 at 5:27 pm
JOHN ADAMS says:
YA RIGHT — STOP HATIN —LOSER
01.8.09 at 1:40 am
Jamrock says:
Nadia t’es notre fierté nationale baby!! And y’all guys need to hit montreal or toronto.. y’all ain’t seen sh*t ’till you cross those bodies.. Oh i mean borders my bad XD