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Five Things R. Kelly Probably Shouldnâ€™t Have Said
As the controversial trial heats up, KING-MAG.com takes a look at five classic lyrics that might throw the Pied Piper’s innocence into question.
After years of delays and disputes, R. Kelly is finally on trial for allegedly having sex with an underage girl and producing child pornography. While Rob is claiming innocence (obviously), KING-MAG.com has found five lyrics from Kellyâ€™s back catalog that give us reasonable doubt. While we hope the dude gets a fair trial, Kells better pray the prosecution doesnâ€™t use any of these words against him.
â€œAnd shawty if you’re thirsty, I’ve got some good, good lemonadeâ€
After years of denying allegations that he videotaped himself pissing on a 14-year-old girl, Kells made the brilliant decision to jump on this Raheem DeVaughn remix and offer the ladies a warm glass of yellow liquid. Could his metaphor be any more obvious? Why not just ask them to take a golden shower with you, Rob?
â€œGirl, run to your Internet and download me / Get my computer love right off your screenâ€
â€”Like A Real Freak
Most of R. Kellyâ€™s defense in this trial is his claim that heâ€™s not the guy in the infamous video. While it might be hard to recognize Rob with that girlâ€™s butt cheeks in his face, thereâ€™s no denying that he bragged about Internet sex stardom on this cut from 2000â€™s TP-2.com. This claim may have been R&B fantasy at the time, but itâ€™s turned into a harsh reality.
“I’m a bad man / I’m not ashamed of itâ€
Itâ€™s lyrics like this that led to Nas giving R. the title of â€œThe R&B Thug.â€ Of course, while Sylvester had no problem selling himself as a down-and-dirty dude then, heâ€™s hoping the jury will think of him as the â€œI Believe I Can Flyâ€ guy nowâ€”not the dude who wrote â€œI Like The Crotch On You.â€
â€œMy mind is telling me no, but my body my body’s telling me yesâ€
â€”Bump Nâ€™ Grind
Ever wonder what R. Kelly was struggling with in the opening moments of his first number one single? Weâ€™re guessing it might have something to do with the fact that a then 26-year-old Kelly was falling for the 15-year-old Aaliyah. Thereâ€™s no denying the dude has a thing for young chicks. Why else would he nickname himself the â€œPied Piper?â€
â€œWhen it comes down to that motherfuckin’ clit, clit, clit / Niggas are sick, sick, sickâ€
If there was any doubt about R. Kelly’s sick side, he announces his true feelings on this collaboration with Jay. He’s a sick man when it comes to chicksâ€”especially underage ones. Itâ€™s like Devin the Dude says on the same track, â€œPussy makes people do things they never would think they’d do.â€
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