35 Comments Monday, October 27th, 2008
Courtney Black
White girls with rumps can no longer be lumped in with unicorns, sasquatch and Santa Clause–and this California girl is living proof.
She may not know Paul Wall from Paul Bunyan, or the song titles of videos she’s been in (Nelly’s “Errytime” and the Ruff Ryders’ “Funk Shit”), but Courtney Black can quote lyrics from Brotha Lynch Hung and name every album in C-Bo’s catalog. In short, this melanin-light California girl is badass. Speaking of ass, “We are out there,” says Black. “[White girls] are not all skinny flat-ass girls with blonde hair like some people say. That’s not what we’re like—we’re cool.” How cool? Cool enough to talk about climaxing, her implants and lying about her ethnicity to avoid explaining the dimensions of her derrière. In the words of Andre 3Gs, that’s ice cold!
Glad you got that off your chest. Now let’s get back to your back, since you take that everywhere with you, too. Were you always so blessed?
My butt used to be really big. I used to be really, really thick—thick everywhere. When I was younger, people used to say, “Hey, you got pillows in your pants!” When I was a little girl, none of the white people liked me. They’d make fun of me and call me a duck. So I used to say I was Puerto Rican. When I got around black and Hispanic people, my body was accepted but the fact that I was white would put me out. I would be the butt of people’s jokes.
You never came as in climaxed? That’s hard to believe.
He had sex with me all ways that any man could and I never came. Anytime I ever wanted to bust a nut, I would go in the shower, run my water, and do my thing. It would take me about five minutes, and I’d get a shower in. I would kill two birds with one stone.
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35 Responses to “Courtney Black”
08.6.06 at 11:43 pm
B1GGPR1ME says:
mann this the only white girl i would ever date
10.1.06 at 1:09 pm
lamont2006 says:
I’m not gonna hate baby girl is bangin!
01.26.07 at 5:22 pm
tarik lewis says:
I was just wandering is there a calendar of Courtney Black. And if there is where can I get it.
01.26.07 at 5:25 pm
tarik lewis says:
I was wondering is there a calendar of Courtney Black.
02.3.07 at 12:38 pm
Mr.BigDick says:
That wouldnt work for me i would made her bust that nut tell her to call me and we can work something out i will bust one and she will bust one.
02.14.07 at 12:43 am
Um says:
Um, Why this girl is totally lying about her ass!!!!!!! LOL I know how much ya’ll brothas want to believe this girl’s ass is real…but please they are implants……i’m not saying this just because she is white……but i saw other pics of her…and that is sho nuff implants…….but of course she gonna lie about it…just like how she lied about her race..making ppl think she is puerto rican…when she is just white lol…..so badly these white girls want a black girl’s body….they go get implants and claim that their ass is real and they were born with it….but she ain’t the only one..CoCo Ice-T’s wife is doing it too..and she claims her ass is real…NOT!
03.2.07 at 8:08 pm
James says:
I find it kind of hard to believe she has no AA(African American) in her family tree
04.3.07 at 4:19 am
gee wizz says:
fuck me thats an ass. “Its all good”
04.3.07 at 4:19 am
gee wizz says:
fuck me thats an ass. “Its all good”
07.30.07 at 4:38 pm
Kourtnay says:
Im white and i have a fat ass that i was born with and Im not saying that white girls can’t have fat asses because I’ve seen plenty but hers does look kinda fake though and she doesnt need to be dissing on blonde chicks either and if she was really real she wouldnt be lying saying she was puerto rican and shit be proud of who you are im white and no white people hate me because of my ass shit they like it jus as much no adays..but if her ass is real more power to her
09.27.07 at 9:55 pm
phatty girl says:
hi,im a White girl and have an ass as big as Ms Black’s.White girls actually can beat Black girls sometimes as far as asses are concerned.i know cuz i’ve seen some flat-assed Black girls.its more “rare” to find a White girl with ass just as it is to find a Black girl-(not mixed with Latin or White)with REAL HAIR.just like most of the time when i see a Black girl with long hair or light eyes,i think to myself,”the hair is fake or she’s got to have contacts in her eyes or she has to be mixed to have those eyes or that long hair” and most of the time it is a weave in her hair and contacts.but i know that there are exceptions,and Courtney Black and Jenna Von Oy are only 2 exceptions of White girls having asses just as big or if not bigger than a Black girl’s.Black girls always hatin’ cuz they are afraid we might take their men.i myself don’t prefer Black men although one would think so because of my body shape,i am into Latin men,they make better lovers.If White girls want to have a body like a Black girl like some of you say,then also a Black girl wants to look like a White girl,with the long hair,light skin and light eyes,lil kim and micheal jeackson even got nose jobs if that tells u something.
09.27.07 at 9:59 pm
melissa says:
white girls can have ass just as a black girl can have long hair and light eyes,although it is rare to see a pure black girl with real hair.
10.8.07 at 10:41 pm
jenio28 says:
Please! We black women wear our hair in different styles from short to long with weave we bought it. But yall are wearing weave and have hair what! Since when Did a white women get a ass without implants unless they have a shape . And that is very rare that you find one. Black women are themselves everything we is imitated that is why we are always hated on. We our women of all shapes and color and except our body image. you need to except your own.
10.27.08 at 2:34 pm
johnny too good says:
jenio28 before you represent black women you might need to check your grammar
10.27.08 at 5:50 pm
Kieona says:
Phatty girl please you dont have to have light eyes and long blond hair to be pretty, give me a break. I know plenty of pretty black women that come in all shapes and sizes and colors. There are black women with long hair who dont wear weave and have nice eyes and if they do that is thier bussiness. You sound like you want a black man to come get you. We are not afraid that you will take our men, we take your men also. Get your facts straight.
10.27.08 at 6:28 pm
CHAD says:
THIS WOMAN CAN GET IT! www.myspace.com/mrniceguy9000
10.27.08 at 10:57 pm
Shrek says:
Nice. I bet she keeps it clean too
10.28.08 at 1:04 am
sheik isley says:
its evident that she took it in the boonky. i like that in a girl. especially a white girl. and if she can cook its over for the blk grls.
10.28.08 at 3:36 am
lil'vina says:
well i think her butt is real and people need to get over the whole stereotype of white girls not having a big butt like black women. hell not all black girls have big asses as people think they do. look at joanna shari, kim kardashian, and jenna ven oy. they’re not black but have big asses. women are created differently from each other and hell any girl from a different race can look like courtney. people need to get over it.
10.28.08 at 10:50 am
Bless says:
I don’t think shes King Mag Material shes above average yes but unless shes a STUNNINGLY beautiful “white” female i don’t see any reason for her here and i’m not just saying that based on the fact that magazines that cater to White folks do that to Black People, A good friend of mine is dating a White girl he’s black but on the real his girl is sexy which in my shallow eyes explains why he’s dating her “haha” with this chick King Mag you are doing her a FAVOUR i’m all for unity but don’t forget who this magazine is “currently” catered too!!!
10.28.08 at 11:37 am
3Ple-T says:
Well the girl is HOT as hell, real or not. I wish 60% of these white chicks would ever stop aiming to be size 0, like that Beckham’s wife. Brothas like moderate waist with nice round butt. Ah by the way “Kourtnay” the girl above, U said U ass is fat right?! Holla at me baby!
10.28.08 at 9:08 pm
The California Son says:
i will agree with jenio that white girls are jacking black girl shit all the time nowadays. trying to have ass and swagger. even the way they speak. white people nowadays lack true culture (think about it) so they take bits and pieces from other cultures.
10.29.08 at 2:53 pm
DONDOO says:
PERFECT NO FLAWS. I Love a beautiful sexy white woman.They are in all da way.She da finnest on da whole site!
10.29.08 at 7:55 pm
Tom Galloway says:
*IS* she a white girl? Kinda hard to tell these days, what with Krylon shipping Paula Abdul Tan in large spray cans these days…
10.29.08 at 7:56 pm
Chuq Von Rospach says:
Cue Sir Mix-A-Lot!
10.30.08 at 5:04 am
Qiana M says:
hi,im a White girl and have an ass as big as Ms Black’s.White girls actually can beat Black girls sometimes as far as asses are concerned.i know cuz i’ve seen some flat-assed Black girls.its more “rare” to find a White girl with ass just as it is to find a Black girl-(not mixed with Latin or White)with REAL HAIR.just like most of the time when i see a Black girl with long hair or light eyes,i think to myself,”the hair is fake or she’s got to have contacts in her eyes or she has to be mixed to have those eyes or that long hair” and most of the time it is a weave in her hair and contacts.but i know that there are exceptions,and Courtney Black and Jenna Von Oy are only 2 exceptions of White girls having asses just as big or if not bigger than a Black girl’s.Black girls always hatin’ cuz they are afraid we might take their men.i myself don’t prefer Black men although one would think so because of my body shape,i am into Latin men,they make better lovers.If White girls want to have a body like a Black girl like some of you say,then also a Black girl wants to look like a White girl,with the long hair,light skin and light eyes,lil kim and micheal jeackson even got nose jobs if that tells u something.
10.30.08 at 5:09 am
Qiana M says:
For some reason King cut my response off. I was responding to phattygirl’s ignorant statement! NEWSFLASH. White women especially celebrities wear extensions and weave it up like black women do so don’t get it twisted and as far as light eyes and long hair goes, I have long hair that is naturally mine and so do alot of other black women! Courtney Black got hips and ass but not all white woman have ass, they just have hips. Don’t make a black man want you anymore if you do and don’t make us black women feel anymore threatned by you if you have an ass. I get sick of white women like you making comments about black women thinking you want to take our black men. Who cares! If he wants your ass, more power to him but most black men and other men of other races will tell you, there’s NOTHING like a beautiful,strong, intelligent black woman!*gets down off soap box
10.30.08 at 12:09 pm
Birdman 0531 says:
there are many white girls with fine, fine, fine asses. just because a black girl is hefty doesn’t mean she has a nice ass. a nice ass is firm with smooth skin not that cottage cheese mess. the only black girls i have seen with truly nice asses where in shape, but maybe some guys standards are low so that says alot for their judgement.
11.1.08 at 6:03 am
CEREAL says:
I PUT IT LIKE THIS IF U R THICK YOUR JUS THICK WHAT DOES RACE HAVE 2 DO WITH A WOMANZ BOOTY.LOOK U HAVE WOMEN WIT BOOTY FROM EVERY RACE N U HAVE SUM WIT OUT BOOOTY FROM EVERY RACE. I C IT ALL DA TIME IN EVERY RACE N ALL BLACK WOMEN AREN’T DA ONLY ONEZ WEARIN WEAVES WHITE WOMEN WEAR EM 2 SO COME ON NOW. N JUS FOR DA RECORD MY BABY DARK CHOCOLATE N HER HAIR SITIN ON HER SHOULDERZ TOUCHN HER BACK N SHE GOT A SUPA BANGN BOOTY. SO YALL CAN STOP DAT ALL BLACK WOMEN WEAR WEAVE STUFF BECAUSE THEY ARE BALD ITS CALLED A TREND N OTHER WOMEN DAT ARE NOT BLACK WEAVED UP ALSO.
11.3.08 at 3:21 am
frky says:
Hey, everybody is entitled to their opinion. Mine is that its not real. The muscle tone in her legs gave it away. And does anyone really believe Lola Luv’s is real? Cmon!
11.4.08 at 11:16 pm
Georgia_Peach23 says:
I agree with Qiana. Phattygirl needs to get her facts straight because black women don’t have to be mixed with something to have long hair and/or light eyes. And you might want to check your family tree because you might have some black in you before you start talking about black women. If a black man wants to date a white women thats his choice, but don’t think that we’re jealous; people are intitled to make their own decisions and date who they choose, but I can’t think of any REAL man who would want a close minded female, that’s right female not woman(because you’re simple and obviously have no substance)like you. Anyone that would could have you because obviously he’d be okay settling for less.
11.8.08 at 5:07 am
naria says:
i think the white chicks point was that everytime there is a white female with a big ass many black females get online and automatically say she has a fake ass, its implants blah blah blah. she was pointing out that white women could turn around and say the same thing about black women who have naturally soft hair and light eyes. even though both the white woman with ass and the black woman with long hair and green eyes may be real, to the other race its unusual, usually because they dont associate themselves on a daily basis with that race so they dont see the many variations in that one specifice “race”. practically noone is 100% one race anyway. so a white chick may judge a black women with naturally long hair and think its a wig, or tracks, when its not, because she is going off the stereotype that all black women wear fake hair. just like when some black women think my hair is fake because its very tightly curled and extremely thick, black women ask me ALL THE TIME if im wearing a wig. because it is unusual to them to see a white woman with hair that is a closer resemblence of their own. they go off the stereotype that all white women have straight, fine hair. and as far as black women “hatin” because a white girl might “take” her man… plz. you cant “take” anybody’s man. you cant kidnap a dick. if he wants to go with another woman he will. on the other hand female insecurity is real and it seems to get even deeper when it is interracial. and Qiana theres NOTHING like a beautiful, strong, intelligent women PERIOD, black, white , or rainbow. dont put down another race because u wanna make a point. obviously her comment offended you but your respeonse makes you seem like you feel black women are superior to other races of women, which makes your last statement very racist. dont let someone elses ignorance beget ignorance. closemindedness is ugly no matter how beautiful you may be. blessings to all!
11.8.08 at 5:18 am
naria says:
oh, and in this particular case, her ass has been “modified”. you can type in her name on google and pull up her model profile… took me less than 2 minutes to find it. she has older pics with no ass to speak of, pointed directly at the cam, and much smaller lips. so based on those pics i believe she has had both butt and lip enhancements, but hey she looks much better with both so more power to her. get ur money, court.
11.8.08 at 5:15 pm
lasqual says:
shit..who gives a fuck..she white wit a phatty..fake or not..thats her.she is doing herself..but on da real tho.. babe gurl should holla @ me..u wanna bust a nut..shit imma make bust twice:)hope u come wit a good personality too..keep da good work…
Ciao.
12.25.08 at 1:53 pm
Ernesto says:
That White Girl Look Good!!!.