6 Comments Thursday, July 29th, 2004
COVER â€“ Built Ford Tough
If youâ€™re not up on your music videos, then this feature is your introduction to Melyssa Ford, a.k.a. â€œJessica Rabbit.â€
The combustible Canadian has been displaying her delectable 34-22-36 frame in so many hot videos (Jay-Zâ€™s â€œBig Pimpinâ€™â€, Usherâ€™s â€œYeah!â€) that if they had a Hall of Fame for video honeys, her bust, no pun intended, would be one of the first inductees. While she works her body on camera, sheâ€™s all business off it. The Toronto-bred beauty has branded herself on calendars and DVDs, and is working on her acting game as well. Hell, even our own E.I.C. was quoted in The New York Times talking about this Scorpio stunner: â€œMelyssaâ€™s got what we call the killer curveâ€¦like â€˜pow!â€™â€ Say it with us now.
On her intentional methods of â€œcockteasingâ€:
â€œGirls are real quick to give you the booty shot. Itâ€™s the last thing I will give you, unless it serves a purpose for me. Thatâ€™s what I mean by [being a] cocktease. I give a little bit and I take away. As long as youâ€™re gonna want, Iâ€™m gonna give.â€
Explaining the downfalls of dishing out on-point sexual advice:
â€œThe only downside is people think all of my research is practical. So, they think Iâ€™ve hung from the fucking rafters, that Iâ€™ve got a dungeon with cat-oâ€™-nine-tails, whips, and chains and handcuffs. They think Iâ€™ve done it all, like I got a mattress strapped to my back â€˜cause Iâ€™m always working on that research.â€
Defending her fellow stereotyped video honeys:
â€œI have seen a couple that definitely fit the stereotype of being a video ho. But the majority of video girls that Iâ€™ve been around are very smart, self-respecting individuals who often times are college-educated. And that is the truth. The whole â€˜video hoâ€™ thing such bullshit.â€œ
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