14 Comments Thursday, December 4th, 2008
â€œOne time on the subway, I had this guy literally beg me to let him suck my toes.â€
To the dismay of boob-tubers everywhere, your time as a video honey has come to an end. What gives?
Iâ€™m so much more than eye candy. I want to be admired for what I accomplish, not just my body. I donâ€™t like guys looking at me like Iâ€™m some science project. When they stare at me, itâ€™s pretty obvious that theyâ€™re just undressing me with their eyes. If that works for them, cool. But thatâ€™s the closest theyâ€™ll ever get to seeing the goods. You canâ€™t knock dreamers.
Have any wet-dreamers ever pushed for reality?
One time on the subway, I had this guy ask meâ€¦no, not askâ€”literally beg me to let him suck my toes. This guy spotted me and was like, â€œOh my God! Youâ€™re that shorty from the Bobby Valentino video!â€ But the whole time, his face didnâ€™t come up from looking at my feet. He kept telling me how beautiful my feet are and kept begging to suck on them. I was pretty freaked out.
Thatâ€™s nothing. One night on the 6 train, I had this midget prostituteâ€¦Wait, did I say that out loud?
Iâ€™m pretty used to guys being extra. I was the girl back in 8th Grade who had her math teacher flirting with her, trying to get with her. That really happened, by the way. Itâ€™s not something I like remembering, though.â€”Matt Barone
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