15 Comments Monday, December 29th, 2008
Cherish these wet, dreamy pics…Claudia Jordan’s modeling well has apparently run dry.
Honestly, weâ€™re surprised itâ€™s taken this long. Ever the ruthless celebrity hecklers, KING has a Ph.D. in ego-bruising. Yet for model Claudia Jordan to be the first to launch a counterattack was quite unexpected. Picking part her skimpy wardrobe in our Fifth Anniversary issue, the small-screen veteran took action, blasting us on her MySpace page. The worst part: how many supportive replies came from pussy-footed men. Guess how many actually scored sensitivity-inspired dates. Cue the crickets.
Word has it thisâ€™ll be your last menâ€™s magazine look. Sounds like somebody is reading way too much Marie Claire.
Unless a shoot is gonna be super-hot or or for a cover. Itâ€™s really not a necessary anymore. I have a million pictures of myself in lingerie or in a bathing suit, and I know I can make it without having to do a sexy shoot ever again. Iâ€™m just trying to go to another phase in my career right now.
May we suggest the prestigious pages of Playboy? Just a thought.
I used to be excited about being in KING until people started hitting me and telling me how bad I was getting dogged and how yâ€™all were clowning me.
Oh, boy, here it comes. For the record, weâ€™ve always considered unwarranted ridicule the sincerest form of flattery.
I donâ€™t know why this happened with you guys. Especially with me, of all people. What made it even worse was the fact that it was corny! I would have helped you guys write better jokes if yâ€™all would have let me know yâ€™all were gonna do that to me. I could have given you way better shit to write.
Fair enough. If youâ€™re so hilarious, give us your best shots.
Yâ€™all talked about my nail polishâ€”how about the fact that my feet are fucked-up? Yâ€™all talking about my thong being off centerâ€”how about I got long-ass arms? Then yâ€™all said the weave was a messâ€”yâ€™all put that shit in! Thereâ€™s some material for you, so the next time yâ€™all wanna talk shit, yâ€™all can fire whatever dumbass yâ€™all had write the last time, and Iâ€™ll give you better jokes. I have no problem making fun of myself.
As long as you donâ€™t say â€œyâ€™allâ€ ever again, weâ€™ll consider it.â€”Adell Henderson
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